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thegirlofnovels:

It genuinely baffles me when people ask, ‘how do you have time to read?’ because let me put it this way; how do you have time to hang out with friends, watch tv, go to parties, study until the break of dawn and then spend time with the family?

The answer’s pretty obvious. You make time. 

Because if it’s something you enjoy doing or something you have to do, you’ll find a way to get around that there’s only 24-hours-in-a-day-thing.

Trust me.

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bombing:

who makes the giant scissors for the ribbon cutting ceremonies? someone has to be making them. i need seven of them by tomorrow for personal reasons

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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

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profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

WHAT HAHAHAHAHA

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super-dweeb:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

imagebeautiful 

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notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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mishawinsexster:

JK drops a truth bomb

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sickenedxnomore:

This is literally the entire premise of this show.

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sixpenceee:

Cemetery fandom, here’s one for you.

As viral nova reports:

The grave is Nancy Kerlin Barnett’s (1793 – 1831). When the county decided to build the road through what used to be the local cemetery her grandson, Daniel Doty, was not happy. Doty went out and decided to guard his grandmother’s grave with a gun. He refused to move until they rerouted the road. Eventually the county gave in and built the road around the grave.

I hope I can have such loving grandchildren one day!

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brookeeverdeen:

this is in the html of the capitolpn website omg

image

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